Celsius crypto collapse debtors make personal pleas for help


Every now and then while writing this newsletter, I stop to marvel at the sheer quantity of money circulating through tech companies. We’re often talking about acquisitions, quarterly earnings and market caps in the billions of dollars.

The sheer scale of those numbers makes it easy to forget that everyday people, through their routine investments and regular purchases, power this enormous economic ecosystem. Your neighbors might not toss around cash like Elon Musk or Warren Buffett, but their holdings are no less personal.

We need a periodic reminder of that reality—and the casualties of the Celsius Network collapse are providing one.

Over the past several weeks, the tech and cryptocurrency industries have gawked at the demise of Celsius, a high-profile crypto lender that filed for bankruptcy in mid-July. The crash followed a steep, inflation-driven drop in crypto prices, which exposed Celsius’ strategy of borrowing funds and making risky bets that depended on crypto values continuing to climb.

Celsius’ debtors include institutional entities in the crypto space, but the vast majority of its 1.7 million users are retail investors who banked on huge returns pledged by the company’s leadership. While there’s certainly an element of caveat emptor to their losses, many earnestly believed Celsius CEO Alex Mashinsky when he repeatedly touted the company’s underlying strength and promised the private company had enough reserves to meet its obligations. 

More than 100 of those ordinary investors have now written to a federal judge in New York overseeing Celsius’ bankruptcy proceedings. Their powerful letters offer a window into the collateral damage caused by reckless entrepreneurs in a largely unregulated market. They describe the pain, shame, and heartache of believing Celsius’ false optimism. Many take responsibility for their misguided decisions, though virtually all seethe with anger at the lender’s leadership. 

A sampling of their letters follows:

Thomas Bull, of Australia, who “had 95% of my life savings in Celsius”: “I have suicidal thoughts and the only reason I hadn’t already taken my life was the burden that would leave my family. And I have lost 15% of my body weight in 6 weeks from the stress of suddenly losing everything that I’ve spent my entire life building. Worst of all, my mother split my home with me, so if I default on the home, she’ll be homeless at 60 years of age with no other savings. Her rock bottom to a place with no way out will be on my hands, and I just don’t see a way where I can recover.”

Dalena, last name and location not provided: “Unfortunately I have all of my life savings held on the Celsius platform. My family trusted me to store their Bitcoin on my Celsius account as well. However, we did not expect to be blindsided. This was a lot of money that we were going to use as leverage for a better life—not having to live paycheck to paycheck, not having to worry about rent due, being able to pay off our debt and college tuition. It may not seem like a lot to the majority of people, but two years of our savings and investments have been robbed from us. For a low/middle class family, this whole situation is very daunting and extremely stressful.”

Merilou Athens-Barnekow, who had about $50,000 tied to Celsius: “I am a small depositor—an 84-year-old widow on Social Security. The deposit was my life savings to pay for home care when I’m no longer able to care for myself. I don’t have years to wait for my saving to be returned. I made this decision after I watched the terrible care my husband received in a rehab hospital that was also a nursing home.”

Gregory, last name and location not provided: “I’m 71 years old, retired, and have money in the low six figures tied up in Celsius. Since I’m retired, I’ll never have an opportunity to replace those funds. I don’t know if I’ll ever get any of my deposits back, but I am lucky in that regard. I won’t starve and will still have a place to live. The money, foolishly, was for my heirs. I can’t bring myself to let them know that I have lost their money, even though they didn’t know it was housed in Celsius. In the end, I can only blame myself.”

It’s unrealistic to expect that policymakers will root out all hucksters and hacks in the still-infant crypto and decentralized finance spaces. But as members of Congress and federal bureaucrats weigh additional guardrails—yet another regulatory proposal arrived Wednesday—the voices of Celsius’ common debtors should ring in their ears.

The Celsius victims’ losses might not have been in the billions, but they might as well have been to them.

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Jacob Carpenter


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